did anyone order a dildo?

Got this in the mail the other day:

And I was like: “A letter from the post office? What could they want? I need to open this!”

…but it turned out to be something totally different:

An spam letter from a large German credit company – just what I had been waiting for!

Do I need ten thousand bucks at a huge interest rate so I can buy a car now and be poor later? You bet I do!!

I mean seriously, do these people really think anybody is stupid enough to go to them for a loan? They think spamming our mailboxes is going to help? And now they don’t even mark their envelopes anymore?

LOL at them and their ten thousand bucks.

Soundtrack: D12 – “I Shit On You”

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3 Responses to “did anyone order a dildo?”

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    Xavier Says:

    They don’t “think” that people are stupid enough… There ARE stupid enough people to subscribe their scam after spam…
    Unfortunately it’s very common and people get stuck in debt and they can’t do anything after…

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    Daniel Says:

    Maybe money in your live has never been a problem and neither your friends around you.
    My mom once needed 8000 swiss francs to pay her last car rate (leasing contract) and if she didn’t pay they would’ve taken the car away. I had to ask a credit to one of those orrible companys, and my mom still has to pay 280 a month for one more year (4 year contract).
    It’s disgusting getting a 10000 credit and have to give back 14000. The world is fucked up, but there are not many solutions for those who don’t have a good income..

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    Christoph Says:

    Xavier: Spam everywhere.
    Daniel: Point taken. I didn’t think of it from the perspective of a person actually NEEDING their money to pay off something that they already own. What made me mad was the thought of credit companies sending people these letters in order to make them think they want to buy something new. That was the point I was trying to make. I don’t even own a car. :)

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