Last night was the reunion of our Russian class (which I had just barely, barely passed).

We got together and had all kinds of food. And of course we also had some of that good V to go along with it.

I don’t know if I can speak for the others, but I think we found out that…

…Русица (Rusitsa) is a very mild vodka that goes down easily without tasting boring. The girl on the cap is very hot, and the vodka is very gentle. What more could you ask for? A solid 8.

(BTW: Google “vodka rusitsa” and you will find a weird video of some chick in a forest.)

After that, it was some of that good Зелёная Марка (Green Mark), and then we finally resorted to this:

Tarpan Organic. This stuff (apparently from Poland) is eco-friendly or whatever, but it didn’t taste that good. In fact it was pretty harsh, and there was many a frown when we went through the bottle. Nothing refined or aromatic about it, just a very harsh taste. 4/10.

Oh, and we told many jokes that night.

I’ll share one with you that I presented. My friend Jörg had told it to me just a few hours earlier, and he had picked it up from a bus driver in Dublin a few weeks before that. Anyway, here’s the joke:

— What’s the difference between Bono and God?

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— God doesn’t think he is Bono.

Muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!

Soundtrack: Jackson 5 – “The Life Of The Party”