I had a plan that involved eating at every fast food restaurant I could find.

Of course there was no way I could possibly do this, but what matters most is that you try. And if you fail, you have to try and try again, right?

So I went to Freddy’s in the morning:

Had a big fat burger and a serving of so-called shoelace french fries:

The burger was good, while the fries obviously weren’t.

…

Passed a pawn shop that looked like they were inviting people to come in and rob the place:

Laughed my ass off:

Then I decided to stop making fun of the Second Amendment – after all, it used to be pretty reasonable (like two centuries ago?)

Had dinner at Taco Rio:

And it was awesome.
Just awesome!

Soundtrack: “Johnny Cash – Don’t Take Your Guns To Town”