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offensive sauna dude

Monday, July 13th, 2009

Fill with distaste; cause aversion in; offend the moral sense of.

Disgust.

Believe me, I have had my share of bad-ass loos in China:

…but nothing could be as revolting as the “health club” I am visiting here in Munich, Germany.

I have to admit that the place is actually quite clean. Even the people here tend to be very hygienic – they even have a sort of blank stare in their eyes. I guess I can’t blame them for that.

The problem is the sauna though: the other day I was hanging out in a relaxing 80 °C, when this dude comes in, stretches himself out on his towel, and starts producing the most disgusting sounds I have ever heard.

I mean, WTF, is it really absolutely necessary to be constantly wiping yourself around the thighs and the stomach in a public sauna? Who told you it was okay to be sprinkling your sweat all over the place? And what the hell is it with all the moaning and groaning? Be quiet, fool!

I was so disgusted I could only stare at the wall and think of the desert.

Wishing I was there.

And not here.

Soundtrack: Soulfly – “Babylon”

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